Monday, December 25, 2017

The Night Before Trumpmass

'Twas the night before inauguration ... and up in the tower ... the Donald reflects ... on his newfound power ...

 the conservative masses ... had come out in force ... and delivered a victory ... that would chart a new course ... 

the snowflakes ❄️ were shell shocked ... with tears 😭 in there eyes ... the media lied to them ... what a surprise ... they had been promised a Hillary win ... but the criminal Clinton ... took one on the chin ...

 and though from all corners ... celebrities flew ... they made no impression ... for they hadn't a clue ...

 they talked about climate ... racism ... and such ... and they made up good stories ... but don't know much ... 

the fake news and ignorance ... came at a cost ... and they can't understand .., all the reasons they lost ... 

they blame it on comey and Bernie and vlad ... but fail to acknowledge ... the one that was bad ... yes Hillary Clinton ... in many ways flawed ... was her own biggest hurdle getting the nod ... 

the campaign exposed her corruptness and greed ... and her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed ... so out in the streets there arose such a clatter ... it was Soros-paid protestors ... and black lives matter ... 

with cities to pillage ... and windows to smash ... they knew not the issue ... but needed the cash ... 

eight years of Obama had given given them cause ... to expect a replacement of their santa clause ... 

but soon the protesters ... will feel the pain ... when the wheels fall off ... of the old gravy train ...

 and now all the snow flakes ... are riddled with fear ... upset and offended by things that they'll hear ... 

the cocoa and crayons will help for a while ... but fact-based opinions ... will soon cramp their style ...

 We originally supported Johnson, Paul, or Cruz ... in the end ... I would vote ... for whoever they choose ... he wasn't my first choice ... but soon I would cede ... the one they call trump ... is the one we need ...

 I saw him on tv ... in front of a crowd ... he spoke about veterans ... it made me feel proud ... he spoke about energy ... safety and jobs ... taking this country ... back from the Washington snobs ...

 he was dressed in Armani ... all tailored and neat ... and the Bruno's he wore ... made the outfit complete .., for a man of his vintage ... he seemed rather fit ... and he looked presidential ... I have to admit ...

 his eyes glowed like embers ... his smile was the best ... and his hair was the color ... of my old hunting vest ... his love for this country on full display ... and his actions spoke louder than his words could say

 ... he thanked his voters ... and before he was gone ... saved thousands of jobs ... while Obama looked on ...

 the fate of this country ... left nothing to chance ... so ... he filled out his cabinet ... weeks in advance ... the men he had chosen were of the same mind ... let's set the bar high ... and not lead from behind ...

 he picked up his phone as he rose from his seat .., with the flick of a finger ... he sent out this tweet ... now Mattis ... now Kelly ... now Sessions ... and Pruitt ... on Perry ... on Haley ... your the ones who can do it ... 

start lifting restrictions and building the wall ... now dash away ... dash away ... dash away all ... the roar of his audience rose from the stands ... he kissed all their babies ... and shook all the hands ... he answered their questions .., and calmed all their fears .., they knew it would be ... a fantastic four years

 ... then he jumped in his limo ... and off to his jet ... a fellow that liberals ... won't soon forget ... he sent one more tweet ... as the evening expired ... happy inauguration to all ... and Obama ... YOUR FIRED !!! ...

Author: Logan Bradley.  Edited and adapted by Bruce Majors

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