Carla Howell: "If only 'reason' magazine would cover the Libertarian Party we could get some traction!"
Austin Petersen: "Between Adam Kobkesh and Gary Johnson, none of you mutherfuckers know a damn thing about gun safety!"
William Weld: "My candidate lost! And after I used ever form of duplicity known to politics to elect her. Hiccup. I mean him."
Gary Johnson: "What? It was last Tuesday? Damn!"
Mike Shipley: "This disaster is all because that Milo guy pink washed Trump. Why do we let these foreigners into our campaigns?"
Angela Keaton: "I wrote in Melania."